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![Howard Shore - Blunt The Knive [performed By The Dwarf Cast]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf3fw0Z2Ib1qgv28no1_1355610788_cover.jpg)
(Bilbo: Can you not do that? You’ll blunt them!)
(Bofur: Oooh~! Do you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives~!)
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates -
Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
(So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!)
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The Hobbit - Misty Mountains Orchestral Cover
Dudes, this is amazing. My friend put this together during reading days/finals week because he is insane in all the best ways.
Seriously, have a listen. I can’t handle how much I love it.
(Source: shuf, via bandofbrothels)
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Misty Mountains — Richard Armitage and The Dwarf Cast
Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, ere break of day
To find our long-forgotten gold
The pines were roaring on the heightThe winds were moaning in the night
The fire was red, it flaming spread
The trees like torches blazed with light
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“Ooh, do you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives!”
(Source: bartonesque)
